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1. 好看的皮囊经不起扫黄打非,有趣的灵魂又涉嫌账号违规。真TM悲催!
2. 老师提醒你:寒假千万条,作业第一条。过节不学习,开学两行泪!
3. 小的时候喜欢逮蜜蜂,每当逮着一个,就在蜜蜂肚子上扎个洞,就使劲吸,你别说,肚子里的蜂蜜,还真好吃!
   等以后,慢慢长大上了,上学后,老师告诉我,那是绿豆蝇。。。
4. 最近看新闻总是看到生二胎的,最后却丢了性命,感觉异常恐怖。一天家里小孩央求给他生个弟弟或者妹妹。就把看到的新闻给他讲了一遍:“宝贝,你看新闻上说了,这个阿姨为了生弟弟妹妹,都死掉了。”宝贝马上问:“为什么你生我的时候没有死?”我和宝贝他爸尽无言以对。
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